Obviously SWMNBN is a diety.
Other dieties include:
- Diety H-, because he is
- TED, because he is
- Marvin, for being fifteen times older then the universe itself
- Monte Python, for reminding us of a giant amazon snake in the sky
- The Count of Monte Carlo, for reminding us of Monte Python
- The great hunter, mortal enemy of SWMNBN
- Some guy named Joe...
- The great sewing machine in the sky
- the pink rabbit in Monte Python and the search for the holy grail.
- Cheesecake, because there's the rest of the universe, and then there's cheesecake.
- Beef, because it's what's for dinner.
- Ferguson, for reminding us that people who eat people are people too.
- Darth Cow, because someone who turns out to be a cow who is actually a yellow alligator that becomes a Sith Lord has to be the very definition of awesome.