Inevitably he drops it and crushes his toes
Logically, this train of events leads to Logan conquering the multiverse and thereby spreading an immeasurable amount of happiness throughout the cosmos
Logan screams impatiently at Andrew for being so slow at uploading Genius Wars.
Logan becomes so deranged and irritated screaming his lungs out he does not notice as Andrew sighs and unveils a spork...
...to his peril.
Andrew Rules all!
Andrew lunges towards Logan with the spork
Logan stops to compose a thesis on the metaphysics of transhumanism before responding to Andrew's attack...
Three weeks later, Logan steps out of the way, causing Andrew to trip and gouge his own eye out with the spork...
Metaphysics? Why are you bothering with that pointless brain rot??
Logan's brain begins to rot, but he doesn't recognize it until it's too late.
Since his brain is already rotten, Logan decides it's okay to watch TV; since, as his mother told him, "TV will rot your brain"
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