The pen is mightier than the mooks

Using a ballpoint pen Andrew crushes his myriad enemies into smoldering heaps.

It's really hard to draw stick-people sitting on chairs

Andrew accidentally clicks on the TV-Tropes link in an attempt to learn more about his newfound powers...

ninjitsu... giant swords.. talking swords... talking objects... companion cube... portal... evil computers... space odyssey 2001... talking monkeys. planet of the apes... GAAAAAAHH!

Andrew inevitably clicks on a link.

And another link...

And another link...

TimeCube Math Is Absolute Proof . You Are Retarded.

After surfing TV Tropes for over a month, Andrew inevitably finds himself on the TV Tropes page for... TIME CUBE!

those sticky little chunks of brain are especially hard to clean off the monitor

Causing his brain to explode

Look what a messy job you left for the janitor you dope!

Andrew's exploded brain fly about the room... and begin to move about of a strange unnatural accord. um... opposite.  Boooooddies

Andrew's brains achieve a critical mass and begin crawling around, overwhelming Logan!

Logan makes great pie.

Using Logan's body as part of the Bake Sale funding plan, Andrew's brains make all the funding they could ever need to conquer the world

Alexander the Great has no distinguishing features! How do you take over the world without a mustache or a funny hat?

Andrew spends so much time worrying about funding that he forgets about another important stock issue... inherency

YOU try drawing a swastika-shaped swimming pool full of money!

Andrew attempts to use the proceeds of his bake sale to pay off his historic rivals

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